You Might Be...

You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!

Last Year, we had a contest and I thought I would share some of the wonderful responses sent in by some of our FreeBeesForMe members. Warning! Some are very funny and most are true!

We, here at FreeBeesForMe are going to be the First FreeBee Site to do this, I checked around-LOL!

So, have you all heard of Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a
Redneck" jokes? Ok, I am sure some of you havent.

He is a comedian who specializes in southern humor
and his redneck jokes made him famous. Things like, You Might Be a
Redneck if...

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"

OK so if you want more, just search google or any search engine for
You might be a redneck!

Now back to FreeBeesForMe!
We are going to do "You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"

Our Members responses....

IF......	Then.....	your name/email
90% of everything in your home is trial size	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	Lori2854
90% of your dishes aer plasticware and have arrived in a nice brown box on your doorstep.	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	Tiffany Christmas_angel1313
All of your kids pens and pencils have out of state advertising	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
DINNER GETS PUSHED BACK A FEW HOURS JUST TO FILL OUT SOME MORE SAMPLE REQUEST FORMS	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
Email me if you want to know......... This is true today and it is NOT dirty but still may not want it posted on the board!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"	DJ/lost_cause_again
Friends with small children visit and you have every size/brand of diaper available for their use	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
If the company is now charging just you for a trial size...	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	angeldove44 sarah west
If the service center now sends them to you automatically as they become available	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	angeldove44sarah west
If you are on a first name basis with the samples department	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	angeldove44 sarah west
If you bring more in from the mailbox than you take out to the trash!	You might be a freebeesforme member !	LParto
If you have No pets but have every type of pet food you can get in samples	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	kasper_mom_777
If you have had the mailman come to your house more than one time a day cause all your mail would not fit in his truck	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	kasper_mom_777
If you haven't paid for shampoo in over a year because you haven't ran out of the packets ...	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	angeldove44 sarah west
If you offer your kids a snack and they automatically assume you just got the mail	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	angeldove44 sarah west
If your IP address is blocked from the free sites	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	angeldove44 sarah west
If your boyfriend or husband tells you that you better quit ordering so much stuff or else the relationship is over and you say, I am sure gonna miss him	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
If your friends and family think your having a baby cause your getting packages of baby products in the mail	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	kasper_mom_777
Most of your friends know you by your email address instead of your first name	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Shawna / mackie80
None of your cookbooks have more than 20 pages	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
On the off chance you get bills & no freebies, then you feel dejected.	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Robin/ nushiebear
People comment on your unique collection of T-shirts	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
The FBI stakes out your house because of all the brown packages that have been arriving	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	misplacedalmanian
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	christine kulp/kulpies3
The UPS Driver Comes to your house more than 2 times per week	Then You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
The grocery cashiers all turn off their lights when they see you (clutching a hand full of "free" coupons)	you might be a FreeBeesForMe mrmber !	Judy jgmille
The mailman says you'd better empty your mailbox because there's no more room in it (happened today--really!)	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member! and you are happy.	Barbara/ bworks
The neighbors are envious because u shop somewhere exotic because the brands that come in mail are not available around here!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	Michelle-jushanginout2006
The only brand of soda you buy is Coke (you need the code)	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
The only thing you ever get from Walmart are samples delivered by the mailman	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Shawna / mackie80
The post office refuses to deliver to your home til you hang up a huge mailbox.(true!)	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Susan mabellret
When you have guest come over they have to walk threw a mountain of packages thatyou have not yet opened	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Christina darling2girls
You Mother questions where you have been getting all of your extra money from to order "everything they have on Amazon" when it is really freebees	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"	DJ/lost_cause_again
You are on a first name basis with the UPS driver	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You boyfriends mom is jealos because all she gets is bills and you get free samples every day but sunday.	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!!!	Jessica/ Jessica_and_jay8883
You can type your name, address and zip code in your sleep	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You can watch T.V and fill out samples or type anything without looking	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!!!	Jessica/ Jessica_and_jay8883
You convince your sister-in-law to get a cat by promising she'll never have to buy cat food	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	(it's true!) Shawna / mackie80
You could open up a convenience store with all your supplies	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Susan / grnbeen
You ever played an instant win game for three hours straight	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You fill 3 recycle containers weekly with cardboard (boxes) and magazines	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You forget to buy pet food, but don't fret - you have at least 10 trial size packs of both dog and cat food	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member!	Judy jgmille
You gave up tv,reading and going out just to check for freebies.	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	AnnMarie/unicornkpc
You get a condom sample and accidentally leave it on the table and your boyfriend or husband sees it and starts doing extra housework thinking he is gonna get lucky	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
You get up in the middle of the night to "go potty" and check your email to make sure you don't miss a killer freebie	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You get up in the middle of the night to enter if then jokes on yahoo to win $10	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	misplacedalmanian
You give out baskets of travel sized samples as housewarming gifts to new neighbors	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Christina darling2girls
You give truly unique magazine subscriptions for gifts	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You go to your mailbox and find boxes and packages instead of bills	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!
You had to get a bigger mailbox to accomodate all the boxes of free samples	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Jen / jenpaterra
You have 47 different email addys	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	jgmille
You have a basket of travel sized soaps and toothpaste and you haven't taken a trip in years.	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You have a different brand of coffee for every day of the week	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You have a drawer full of individually wrapped pain killers	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You have a large box full of used padded envelopes and bubble wrap	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You have a mail hopper full every day +ur p.o. box is jammed full		Michelle-jushanginout2006
You have a stockpile of diet products, drinks, shakes, bars, vitamins etc, enough that you could open your own Jenny Craig!	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
You have considered ordering a size 4 underwear knowing there is no way you will fit into them,	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
You have enough pens and pencils to supply every student in your childs class enough for the entire year. Even if all of them do say different things.	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"	DJ/lost_cause_again
You have ever done a Test Drive for a vehicle you would never buy just to get the free gift	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You have invested in a larger mailbox to keep the mailman from having	you might be a FreebeesForMe member!	Michelle/aeowynh
You have mail going to more than one address	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	AnnMarie/unicornkpc
You haven't had to buy any shampoo or tampons in the past year!	Then You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Jenn raft_skier
You keep scissors in the shower to open your shampoo	Then You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Barb/blieumom
You never have to buy shipping materials because you have so many envelopes, boxes, bubble wrap, peanuts from all your samples!	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
You order bikini underwear from walmart samples in your husbands name!	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Karen/ thothwife
You own 11 pedometers	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You race your son to the mailbox for edible goodies	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Susan/grnbeen
You race your son to the mailbox to be the one to eat the free samples first!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe member!	Susan / grnbeen
You redecorate your son's bedroom around a RED sleeping bag (comforter)	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
You regularly take your kids' wagon with you to get the mail	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You save premium freebies for Christmas gifts	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You spend an entire evening sending out Kraft invites	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You stay up to midnight to get samples that are only available to the first 50 ppl to register after 12:01AM	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You take your kids out to eat and they want to order one thing, but you force them to order something else because you of course have a free coupon for it from FreeBeesForMe!	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
You'd kill for a Senseo invite	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
You're 26 years old and have more arthritis painkillers and laxatives in your house than your grandmother	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Shawna / mackie80
You're avoid going out of town for fear your neighbors will steal your freebies	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Shawna / mackie80
You're low on funds and need groceries, you pull out a big box of "Free" coupons	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
You're ready to Choke the person who came up with the Jockey underwear giveaway, LOL!!!	you might be a freebeesforme member!	Lisa - ldonnan
You've forgotten your spouses/childrens Birthday/Anniversary	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	AnnMarie/ unicornkpc
Your Mailman parks his truck in your drive way and leaves it there while he walks the rest of his route! (another true statement)	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	DJ/lost_cause_again
Your Mailman throws your mail on your porch instead of even trying to fit it in the box any more! (that is honestly true)	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	DJ/lost_cause_again
Your baby says her first word, "free," and you beg her for the URL	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	misplacedalmanian
Your children tell your visitors that the coffee they're drinking was a FREEBIE (my 9 year old did this yesterday)	You might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Lisa (ldonnan
Your childs favorite building block set consists of walmart sample boxes	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	misplacedalmanian
Your coffeemaker dies and you check out the latest Gevalia deal	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	jgmille
Your dh starts to worry when he sees you receiving various kinds of baby formula	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
Your family ask you repeatdly why you get so many packages delivered daily and of course they don't belive you	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Christina darling2girls
Your family thinks all shampoo, conditioner, and detergents now comes in one use sizes	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
Your friends tell you that they love the gifts you give them but secretly you know they are all freebies	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Christina darling2girls
Your hat collection consists of 20 baseball caps with company names no one within 500 miles has heard of	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Shawna / mackie80
Your hubby buys a shopping cart to bring the mail in	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Ellie/merryelk1
Your husband asks why you now have a "business" name in your address	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
Your husband doesn't bother to get the mail anymore because he knows there's nothing for him	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Shawna / mackie80
Your husband has considering taking civil service exam to become mailman-just to see u everyday!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	Michelle-jushanginout2006
Your husband is convinced he's going bald because the welcome kit arrived from the sponsor order you submitted to win a bottle of Aveeno	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	misplacedalmanian
Your husband requests dinner and you ask him a series of questions then inform him his request has been received and his full sized sample of "dinner" should arrive in 4-6 weeks via US Post	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	misplacedalmanian
Your husband thinks you're nuts because checking the mailbox is the highlight of your day	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Shawna / mackie80
Your kids have a new snack each day that the mailman brings them each day	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Christina darling2girls
Your kitty has tried 39 different brands of cat food	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
Your kitty is actually a dog who thinks its a kitty from trying 39 different brands of cat food! LOL!	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
Your mail box has turned into a 55 Gallon Drum just to hold everything	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"	DJ/lost_cause_again
Your mailbox is empty and you think the mail hasnt came yet.Because you cant possibly have an empty mailbox ever!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	Joyce Onebluerose57
Your mailman has knocked on your door asking you how the heck you get all this cool free stuff and you pull up the website and help him sign up!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	jd7771
Your mother asks why she's receiving free cat food samples and she's never owned a pet	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Shawna / mackie80
Your neighbor is moving and you supply her with most of her boxes	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
Your neighbors know the mailman has been there by your shouts of glee over the cool stuff you have in your mailbox	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	mrscruffy95
Your neighbors stare at you every time to walk to the mailbox	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Shawna / mackie80
Your neighbors think you are a compulsive shopper	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
Your overnight guest forgets their toiletries and you provide them with samples in all their favorite brands	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	misplacedalmanian
Your post office hired a separate mailman just for your house, due to the high volume of packages you recieve!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"	mrscruffy95
Your sad to come home to an empty mailbox	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	katt8600
Your shower is filled with sample size shampoo, soap, and body wash	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	CrystalA/Crystallily
Your sister wonders why you have a case of Adkins Bars when you don't need to diet	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Judy / jgmille
all of your friends and relatives get "samples" from you for their birthday presents....	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member!	Donna/
all your neighbor envy all the fun mail you get each day....	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Melnda/Mel MelMazzocco
and when your 4 year old gets mad at the mail lady for not bringing him any samples in the pink box labeld "Platex"	YOU MAY BE A FREEBEESFORME MEMBER	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
by the time you remember that you haven't taken a bathroom break you have to take off running as if for an Olympic medal,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
friends and family ask if they can "shop" in your sample collections when they run out of shampoo or tampons	you might be a Freebees For Me Member!	pandi247
husband thinks I'm cheating with the mailman he finds condoms and KY jelly samples laying on the table with the mail	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Pam pammc
if the only thing you'll get for christmas is freebeesforme then	you must me a freebeesforme member	angeldove44sarah west
in your laundry room you have a basket full of dryer sheets (all different brands/scents)	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
it breaks your heart when there is no mail for the day	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	katt8600
none of your coffee mugs match	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
seeing the mail carrier truck has the same effect as the ice cream truck has on your kids	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	sam leaper/spit_fire_tea_cup
someone posts asking if anyone still has the info on a freebie from two months ago and you have in your "on order" file	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
the fingernail on your index finger used for your mouse is shorter than the rest of your fingernails,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
the post office gives you an additional key to another mailbox because yours is overflowing,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
the post office is threatining to charge u for all the mail delivered to ur home being that all ur mail fills up his mailbag!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	Michelle Jushanginout2006
the postman stops his jeep in your driveway before heading to the end of the block to start his route...	you could be a freebees4me member	kat / kweendnile
you already got your christmas "shopping" done with freebies!!!	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	jakesgrl6378
you are at the grocery store and the checkout person calls the manager over to approve the transaction because, instead of paying money for your groceries, you have cash coming back!	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Sue waterbarreleyes
you can open up more windows links on your computer to fill out more freebies quicker	You Might Be A FreeBeesFor Me Member	Dana Lewis dana69
you can sit for hours and hours at a time at your computer sending off for freebies, but hate the amount of time for school programs,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you can tell the difference between the sound of the tires of the mail truck and any other vehicle approaching your street,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you can type all the "freebie" info required in less than a minute but have to pay someone to type a letter for you	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	melody/collins_music
you can't walk out your front door without tripping over a pile of boxes and a lemonade stand or two,	You might be a freebees for me member	Tiffany Christmas_angel1313
you choose your "fragrance of the day" from a drawer full of "scent cards"	you might be a Freebees For Me Member!	pandi247
you don't receive freebies for a week and you file a police report for mail theft	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
you eat the majority of your meals at your computer and it's not work related,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you ever filled out a request for dehydrated water, and aren't sure if you got it because you can't sort through all the free stuff you got.	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Lydia Erb avalinejet
you get emails from friends, family, and acquaintances and get annoyed because they are interrupting your flow,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you had a full time job that is now your part time job because sending off for freebies is now your full time job,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you had to take out a loan to have an additional room built onto your house because the "samples" closet had gotten too small,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you have 20 different deodorent in your bathroom	& go ennie menie mighty moe which one should I use today	angelonstrike
you have 39 Dove samples	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
you have 93 diaper samples and your youngest grandchild is almost 9 yo	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
you have access to way more than your share of email boxes so that A REALLY GOOD THING doesn't go to waste	you are more than likely a FreeBeesForMe member	kat / kweendnile
you have enough trial sizes to start a website to send other people free samples !	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member if	staycee1118
you have ever ordered something that you had no clue what it was, just because it was free, such as a rectum pad.	you might be a freebiesforme member	Christi, cgl1539
you have ever requested a sample of dehydrated water	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Lydia Erb/avalinejet
you have great online friends from all over the country	Then You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Betty/ daydreamer_betty
you have no idea of the current price for tooth paste, deoderant or pet food because you haven't had to pay for it in years	you might be a Freebees for Me member!	pandi247
you have to eat off boxes because you cant find your table under the mound of freebees from Missy!!!	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Jane /junglejane425
you have to lie on the questionnaires about the number of times that you shop for deodorant, shampoo, or toothpaste because you actually don't	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you have to seek therapy for nightly reoccuring dream of chasing down the mailman to see your new collection of samples	YOU MAY BE A FREEBEESFORME MEMBER	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
you have to take a couple of kids with you when you check your mailbox,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
you haven't had to buy stocking stuffers since joining	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	melody/collins_music
you haven't watched TV after work for three years	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
you hesitate before accepting a social invitation because you'll have no computer access	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
you just sat here and read all of these	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	collins_music
you know the corresponding number to every letter on your telephone keypad	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
you know the sound of your postal carrier's horn, and you hear it almost daily	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Lydia Erb/avalinejet
you need a wheelbarrel to help carry your mail from the mailbox to the house		ksteedly2
you open the front door and find your mail wedged between the storm and regular doors because it didn't fit in the mailbox	you might be a FreebeesForMe member!	Barbara/ bworks
you order a new computer but wait until it is sitting on your desk to disconnect the old one (so you don't miss a freebie)	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member!	Judy jgmille
you pick up a razor at the grocery store and your three year old says "mommy, I thought you got those from the mail man?"	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Tiffany Christmas_angel1313
you see more of your mail man than your husband	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	Tiffany Christmas_angel1313
you signed your dog up as your daughter or son for the Culver's (or any other restaurant) Birthday club	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member!	Lydia Erb/avalinejet
you sit up all night long till the next morning and get all these freebies	you must be a freebeesforme member	angeldove44 sarah west
you sit up all night plugging away the freebies	you wait by the mailbox every day	diana/dcd4602
you suspect your mail carrier is dipping into your free samples when you have no mail.	YOU MAY BE A FREEBEESFORME MEMBER	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
you think hitting the jackpot no longer consists of 4 numbers and a free space, but instead 4 delivery companies and your freebees! (Post office, DHL, Fed Ex, Ups!)	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!	melissa/jimmiss71
you write a letter (remember that LOL) and fill in the addres with you name,addy,email,phone number,numer of children under 18, number of adults, and any additional comments	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	melody/collins_music
you're too busy to talk on the phone because you are busy filling out freebie forms	you might be a FreebeesForMe member!	Barbara/ bworks
you've ever tracked down the mai carrier on your way to get breakfast from Mickey Dee's to see if you got any samples	YOU MAY BE A FREEBEESFORME MEMBER	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
youir mailbox overflows almost every day and you are NOT receiving bills or junk mail	you might be a FreebeesForMe member!	Barbara/ bworks
your break time from the computer takes less time as a pit crew during a NASCAR race,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
your child says they need a new mouse pad and you tell them to pick one from the large box marked "Mousepads"	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your children have drawn pictures of what the furniture looks like behind the free sample boxes to pretend they're sitting on a real couch when thier friends come over	YOU MAY BE A FREEBEESFORME MEMBER	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
your co-worker asks if you have anything for a headache, and you pull a bag full of individual packs from your desk drawer	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your dh buys a new saw blade and you tell him he should have checked with your first (true)	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your dog expects treats whenever she sees a large brown envelope	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your e-mail address is sendmefreebies @.....	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Kathy S .... supersillysmile
your family wants to know when's dinner and you tell them as soon as you get into a website	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your friends can call you for a recommendation of a product at any given time,	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	thebestdayever31206
your funeral-home-employee husband brings you leftover flowers on valentine's day and you're thrilled that they didn't cost him a dime	you're a freebees for me member!	laurie_rgrs
your kids are drinking from Makers Mark plastic tumblers	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your kids call the UPS man Daddy	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Jane /junglejane425
your kids have 50 pairs of socks, and not two pairs alike	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your kids think a buffet is when they go in the bathroom to pick from the huge baskets of shampoo, conditioner, body wash and toothpaste samples	you are a freebiesforme member	rsonstegard
your kids think it is Christmas everyday		Becky rmarvela
your kids think that everyday is your Birthday	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Christina darling2girls
your knuckles scrape the ground from repeated carrying of heavy mail loads	You Might Be A FreeBeesForMe Member!	mrscruffy95
your lunch hour consists of driving home to check the mailbox before anyone else	YOU MAY BE A FREEBEESFORME MEMBER	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
your mail carrier demands extra pay because of all your mail and packages	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your mail carrier has developed carpal tunnel syndrome as a direct result of the enormous amount of mail you receive each day!	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"	Darcy6179
your mailbox overflows almost every day and you are NOT getting bills!	you might be a FreebeesForMe member!	Barbara/ bworks
your mailman has had to take time off for a herniated disk from all your packages	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Rebecca rreindel1
your mailman has to drive to your house to deliver your mail cause it does not fit in his bag or your mailbox	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member!"	Pam/crabby1
your mailman is out on disability with a bad back from carrying all your freebies	you might be a FreeBeesForMe addict!	karenholland
your mailman refers to you as the freebie lad y	your husband says you've met my wife have ya	tanya evarts/evarts
your neighbor asks if you've tried a new product and you pull out a sample	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member!	Judy jgmille
your neighbors think you are having an affair with the mail carrier	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member	Lydia Erb/avalinejet
your on vacation & your neighbor keeps calling, saying the mailman left another package at your door, where do you want them to put it? Because you bring your laptop w/ you so you can keep filling out freebees in the hotels late at night when you should be sleeping.	You might be a Frebees For Me member	Wendy sweet_lady6_99
your panties are all different colors and styles and came in the mail,	you might be a FreebeesForMe member!	Barbara/ bworks
your spouse says he needs a new commuter mug and your pull one out of your closet	you might be a FreeBeesForMe member !	Judy jgmille
your therapist and family have to do an intervention to trash your roboform, and remove you from the mailbox or computer	YOU MAY BE A FREEBEESFORME MEMBER	DIXIE BROWN dixiek726
your yard is full of opened packeging that did not make it to the front door before tearing in to it	You might be a FreeBeesForMe Member	Christina darling2girls

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